WTF is ‘the International Community’? Confusion between IC and NIC and Chopped Liver………

      


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Notice how the term ‘International Community” (IC) is being bandied about in recent years? I mean how it is most likely being abused by everyone? Every side in a conflict seeks to claim that the IC supports it, even if it is not true. Both sides can’t be correct on this one, or maybe they can? Which means in most (but not all) cases it is ‘in the eye of the beholder’. Here are two examples:


“Opposition Syrian National Coalition chief Ahmed Jarba repeated calls on the international community to supply rebels with “sophisticated weapons” as the two-day summit opened….”

“Secretary of State John Kerry noted that the international community has condemned Russian annexation of Crimea….”

  • This last statement is technically not true, although CNN and other media repeat it a few times every day. As do a bunch of senators and European politicians. There is no Security Council resolution yet. The European Union is really only a small but rich part of the world community (IC), as is the USA. Even Canada, eh?
  • This claim, this deliberately vague definition of “International Community” (or IC) probably makes the Chinese (all 1.6 billion of them) and the Russians (all 200+ million of them), maybe also the Indians (all 1.2+ billion of them) look around in wonder: “Who is that? And what are we? Chopped liver?” 
  • Clearly it is not a reference to the UN:
    When Syrian rebels and their Arab allies refer to IC, they mean the West (not Russia, nor China, nor India, nor many others). But maybe these ‘others’ don’t count. 
  • Normally IC has been extensively mostly used to mean only: Europe, North America, Japan? (Did I leave out Taiwan and Canada?): 700 million people, rises to 1.5 billion with some other countries added? 
  • Excluding Not IC (NIC): China, Russia, India, ROW? that would be bout 3-4 billion humans who don’t count, ThankYouVeryMuch.
  • Some countries are too absorbed in their own problems to count (wars, civil strife, etc), to be IC or NIC. Apparently by sheer number NIC has more people than IC. Ah, but IC has larger economic muscle than NIC and better media.
  • So, which one to use? IC or NIC? That is the question. It depends on your point of view, which side you are on, if any. 
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Blood-Soaked Egypt Goes Chilean, Circa 1973: Generalisimo and Junta, No habla Español………

      


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“Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, the general who ousted Egypt’s first freely elected leader, declared his candidacy on Wednesday for a presidential election he is expected to easily win. Sisi toppled Mohamed Mursi of the Muslim Brotherhood last July after mass protests against his rule and has emerged as the most influential figure in an interim administration that has governed since then. “I am here before you humbly stating my intention to run for the presidency of the Arab Republic of Egypt,” Sisi said in a televised address to the nation. “Only your support will grant me this great honor.” A Sisi presidency would mark a return to the days when Egypt was led by men from the military, a pattern briefly interrupted by Mursi’s one year in office after his 2012 victory in Egypt’s first democratic presidential election……………”

The Generalisimo Field Marshal Al Sisi, having declared his candidacy, is now leader of Egypt in name as well as in fact. I know he has not been elected yet. Is there any doubt that he will be named the ‘elected’ president of Egypt after coming sham elections in which only the ‘faithful’, the terrified, and the sycophant will get to speak and vote?

Unlike Nasser or even Sadat or even the somnolent Mubarak (most Arabs called him La Vache Qui Rite), he is coming to power in style, with a real loud blood-soaked bang. His apparent example seems to be someone between Augusto Pinochet of Chile (later pal of Margaret Thatcher) and the generals who overthrew Isabel Peron in Argentina in the 1970s. He is veering more toward Pinochet right now, with all the killings on the streets and in the execution rooms. Not to mention those who die of natural causes in custody. Many will also start disappearing now that the old apparatus of State Security is back in force.

He is also very likely condemning his country to a perpetual state of  civil war, a state of political terrorism that matches the state terrorism he has imposed since July 3, 2012, when he overthrew the incompetent and (also) reactionary but freely elected Morsi. (It is true that Morsi was a schmuck, but he was an elected schmuck).

But he has promises of money and investments and even weapons from the Arab Counter-Revolutionary Counter-Democracy camp. You know where that camp is, and if you don’t know then explain where you have been for the past few years.

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From Qambiz to Ptolemy to Sisi and the Shaikhs: Political Bread in Egypt………

      


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“Egypt’s army is taking charge of billions of dollars of development aid from the United Arab Emirates, an army official said, raising further doubts over the narrow separation of powers with the military backed administration in place since July. One of several Gulf states to shower Egypt with cash and petroleum products after the army ousted elected Muslim Brotherhood president Mohammed Mursi, the UAE also looked ahead, seeking to bolster a system that could keep Islamists it sees as an existential threat from running the most populous Arab state. Alongside money to build clinics, schools and housing units, it offered to fund a project in Egypt’s strategic wheat sector–the construction of 25 wheat silos that could help the world’s biggest importer of the commodity lower its huge food bill. Bread is a politically-explosive issue in Egypt …………….”

At some point in ancient history Egypt was a breadbasket for Europe, it supplied grain and other foods to the Roman Empire. The Romans from Caesar to Anthony to Augustus coveted it for what it produced, not because they liked to visit the pyramids. As earlier did the Hyksos then the Persians then the Greeks (and Macedonians). Egypt continued to be a food-rich land for many centuries after that. Not anymore, not with the population explosion of the past few decades.

Bread (food in general) has been a politically-explosive issue in Egypt for thousands of years. The Ptolemies (Ptolemy I to Cleopatra) in Alexandria faced occasional bread riots. Probably the Pharaohs did as well. Egyptian rioters were polite (someone rude might say ‘stupid’) even in those old days: they usually made the mistake of overthrowing one Ptolemy in favor of another Ptolemy. No real change was sought: sounds familiar?

No wonder they have had only one elected leader in thousands of years, and he was overthrown in 2013 in favor of the old regime that was overthrown in 2011. Go figure.

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Bahrain Jihadists to Switch Goals: from Liberation of Syria to Repression at Home………

      


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“Bahrain set a two-week ultimatum Thursday for the return of citizens fighting as jihadists abroad, saying they will be charged under the Gulf kingdom’s anti-terror laws if they do not. An interior ministry statement said Bahrainis “currently in conflict zones… on the pretext of jihad” must “return to the country within two weeks”. Those who do not come back “will be pursued under the law pertaining to the protection of society from terrorist acts”, it said. Among the penalties that could be imposed would be loss of nationality. At the end of February, the ministry warned that the law currently providing up to five years in prison for its citizens fighting abroad, including in Syria, would be toughened. It said it would pursue those Bahrainis fighting abroad…………”

Bahraini Jihadists? And in Syria? Who would have thunk it! Why not stay home and liberate their island instead? If ‘liberation’ is what they seek. Unless they think the situation at home is well under control.

Ten years ago, nay a year ago, if you had mentioned the term “Bahraini Jihadists” I would have asked you, somewhat politely, if you were OutofYourFuckingMind. How times have changed all around us, thanks to the ill winds of Wahhabism blowing in all directions from a certain disclosed location no far away.

Here are these Jihadists going to Syria looking for Shi’as (Shi’ites) to kill, and nuns and priests to kidnap, while their regime imports foreign mercenaries to arrest or tear gas or ‘interrogate’ citizens right at home. So why not serve at home instead of ceding these ‘fun’ jobs to bigoted sadists imported from humorless places in Jordan and Pakistan and Syria and Yemen and among Iraqi Baathists? Not to mention the humorless Saudi troops and their security agents. Local native Salafis should have priority. It is true they can’t have as much ‘fun’ at home as they can do in Syria. They can’t slit throats and behead and crucify their victims, and they certainly can’t sack and destroy churches (perhaps a few ‘deviant’ mosques are okay). They have to toe the line.

Come to think of it: is it possible that is exactly why they are being ordered to return? Because their ‘skills’ are needed at home? It is also possible some local bureaucrats saw a similar Saudi circular and did what they have been trained to do.

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Wahhabi Fatwas vs. Muslim Superheroes………

      


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“The president should confront Saudi leaders over the ludicrous fatwa against ‘The 99,’ a ground-breaking Muslim superhero comic. President Obama did not go to Saudi Arabia this Friday to talk about comic books, but he should, because a new fatwa against them—specifically those showing right-thinking Muslim superheroes—underscores just how hard it is to sustain a positive relationship with Riyadh. Obama himself once singled out the remarkable comic book series in question, called The 99, for special praise. The superheroes have the attributes associated with the 99 names of Allah—words like “strength” and “light” and “wisdom”—and these characters team up to fight evil…………………………”

That is because these cartoon characters are not Wahhabis. They are just plain vanilla Muslims and that is frowned upon in the Kingdom without Humor (and Magic of course). They are preferred in the kingdom to be Wahhabis rather than plain vanilla Muslims, preferably princes or someone they approve of. Otherwise how can a mere commoner who is neither a royal nor a klepotocrat be considered a hero? That is like calling for a revolt, as the Mufti Shaikh Al Al Shaikh would dutifully say.

Rumors spread on the Internet this past week of Saudi King Abdullah abdicating in favor of Crown Prince Salman. The king is around 90 years old, give or take a few years. That would make Prince Muqrin the next CP. Muqrin was appointed recently as a Crown Prince to the Crown Prince, wtf that be. That move rankled Prince Talal, the father of prince-about-town Al-Waleed. Talal has been out of the loop for decades, ever since he flew to Cairo with bunch of others and joined Nasser’s call for revolution. Eventually he came back home, although not fully trusted. He has about as much hope of becoming King of Saudi Arabia as Saad Hariri has. Which is a much better chance than I have of ruling Saudi Arabia and renaming it the Confederation of the Arabian Peninsula. Now, a confederation of Najed and Hijaz and Al-Ahsaa and Assir and a few other forcibly-annexed places sounds reasonable, given the recent Wahhabi calls for some confederation, any confederation, with anyone willing to confederate. Even a Confederation of Dunces.

Rumors also that the king wants to make sure his own son, Met’eb, will be in the direct line for succession after Muqrin. That would mean a clash between Met’eb and Mohammed Bin Nayef, the man in charge of police, security, religious police, arrests, prisons, and most violations of human rights. Arab rumor has it that the Americans (the government not the people) prefer Mohammed Bin Nayef as the future king, although it is not clear why. Mohammed has visited Washington DC quite a few times, so maybe he and his camp are spreading the rumor. Apparently Met’eb will need all the help his dad can give before he dies.

I’m beginning to suspect that this rumor was a lead up to April Fools Day.

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After Tahrir: Martin Niemöller and the Return of the Pigs………

      


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“First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a communist.

Then they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out– Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out– Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out– Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me– and there was no one left to speak for me….” Martin Niemöller (German Pastor)


“The overthrow of Mohamed Morsi last year did little to help Egypt’s economy. But for the butchers and pig breeders of the slums around Cairo, it has been an unexpected fillip.
Five months ago, pork was so scarce in Cairo that a butcher like Bishoy Samir sold pig meat just twice a month. Now Samir reckons he sells an entire pig’s worth of pork every day.
Five years ago, the Egyptian government culled most of Egypt’s pig population, leaving Samir’s family with nothing to serve. “It was very rare to find something to cook,” Samir says. “We used to work one week on, one week off.” But five months ago things started to pick up, and “now we’re preparing one pig a day – and others are doing two or three.” Pork’s comeback began slowly after the 2011 revolution…………”

We all know that former President Mubarak started a war on the pigs of Egypt in 2009. His goal was to liquidate all the country’s four-legged swine, using the Swine flu scare (H1N1) as an excuse. Reports indicated that the War on Pigs was a great victory and that all of Egypt’s native swine were dead. I always had my doubts, and I wrote so in a few posts here. Now I feel at least partly vindicated.


Which makes me wonder: Hitler thought he had liquidated Germany’s Communists, but they came back to rule half his country for 45 years; Mubarak thought he had liquidated all Egypt’s four-legged pigs, but they are now making a comeback. Now this Al Sisi dude thinks he is on his way to liquidating the Muslim Brotherhood, yet even Nasser who was hugely and genuinely popular could not do it. I say: if the German communists survived, if the Egyptian pigs survived, if the Mubarak cronies survived and have now regained power quickly, then there is some hope for the Muslim Brotherhood, a k a MB. After all, they (the MB not the pigs) had survived at least one earlier attempt to eradicate them. 


Here are a few earlier posts on these epic battles of the war on swine (the very last link at the bottom of the list also has links to most of my earlier posts on the Egyptian War on Pigs):

Saint Francis of Al SiSi: Egyptian Military Invents New Cures, Killing Pigs and Spaniards

Of Pigs and Middle Eastern Politics. Of Swine and American Health Care Politics

Battlefield Report: Egypt’s War on Pigs Falters. Of Wahhabi Shaikh Adle, Shi’as, Closet Christians, and Swine

Egypt’s War on Pigs Returns, Economic Great Leap Backward and Exodus

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April Fools in Saudi Arabia: Abdication and Political Brawls in the Arabian Peninsula…….

      


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Rumors spread on the Internet this past week of Saudi King Abdullah abdicating in favor of Crown Prince Salman. The king is about 90 years old, give or take a few years. That would make Prince Muqrin the next Crown Prince. Muqrin was appointed recently as a Crown Prince to the Crown Prince, wtf that be.

That move rankled Prince Talal bin Abdulaziz, the father of prince-about-town I-am-richer-than Forbes-claims Al-Waleed. Talal is easily rankled because he is not influential in these decisions and is never picked for promotion. He has been out of the loop for decades, ever since he flew to Cairo with bunch of others and joined Nasser’s call for revolution. Eventually he came back home, although not fully trusted. He has about as much hope of becoming King of Saudi Arabia as Saad Hariri has. Which is a much better chance than I have of ruling Saudi Arabia.

Rumors and speculation have been around for some time that the king wants to make sure his own son, Met’eb, will be in the direct line for succession after Muqrin. That would mean a clash between Met’eb and Mohammed Bin Nayef, the man in charge of police, security, religious police, arrests, prisons, and most violations of human rights. Arab media rumor has it that the Americans (the government not the people) prefer Mohammed Bin Nayef as the future king, although it is not clear why. Mohammed has been visiting Washington DC quite a few times, so maybe he and his camp are spreading the rumor. Apparently Met’eb is not a regular visitor of Washington. Met’eb will need all the help his dad can give before he dies.

I’m beginning to suspect that this abdication rumor was a lead up to April Fools Day.

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Last Cliché of a Sad Love Story: the West’s Last Syrian Front, Syrian Revolutionary Front…….

      


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“The rebel leader touted as the West’s last hope to stem the tide of extreme jihadist groups in Syria has said he will not fight against al-Qa’ida, and openly admits to battling alongside them. Speaking from a safe house on the outskirts of the Turkish town of Antakya, Jamal Maarouf, the leader of the Syrian Revolutionary Front (SRF) told The Independent that the fight against al-Qa’ida was “not our problem” and admitted his fighters conduct joint operations with Jabhat al-Nusra – the official al-Qa’ida branch in Syria……………..”

This sad love story is three years old. This cliché-ridden civil war is three years old. It has been like a roller-coaster ride, which civil wars usually are:

  • Western powers, mainly the Obama administration, have been seeking a true love among the ‘Syrian rebels’. This has been going on since 2011, when Arab kings and Shaikhs and their Salafis told them that the days of Bashar Al Assad are numbered. The “days of Assad are numbered” was picked up and repeated by American politicians, from Hillary Clinton to Mr. Obama to the houses of Congress. It became the modern version of other clichés: “Mission Accomplished” and “Light and the End of the Tunnel”. 
  • Senator John McCain and his merry band of Joe Lieberman and Lindsey Graham practically camped on the Turkish-Syrian border, making occasional illegal (call it undocumented) incursions inside Syria. They predicted that Bashar will be out soon.
  • Persian Gulf Salafis and Muslim Brotherhood and tribal Wahhabi-liberal types pressured some governments to close Syrian embassies early on. They distributed celebratory soft drinks and sweets too soon, apparently. Saudi princes eyed their coming new territory, their expected client state in Damascus. They were already working to regain their other nearly-lost client state in Cairo, which they fully regained with the military coup of July 3 of 2013. 
  • Meanwhile Jihadis from Al-Qaeda and other affiliated groups flocked into Syria from porous borders, with entry facilitated by humorless neighbors in Turkey and Jordan and Al-Anbar and by the Hariri right-wing Saudi proxy March 14 movement in Lebanon. They also came from Europe and South Asia. As did their earthly rewards, their women houris on this earth, maidens from Tunisia and other points, as the Tunisian Interior Minister publicly complained last year.
  • They all came out swinging when the Obama administration realized Jabhat Al-Nusra was Al-Qaeda, and said so. They swore that the Americans were misrepresenting the group, while the group continued to chop heads and slit throats and kidnap civilians. The same goes for others: the Free Syrian Army FSA was caught kidnapping civilians, executing some, and occasionally eating their body parts (uncooked).
  • Then there were the periodic changes inside the SNC (both of them), and the changes within the leaders of the FSA. All insider coups that changed leaders every few weeks. Meanwhile, the Jihadists took over the Syrian ‘rebellion’: not the political PR side, but the actual military control. The others remained in Turkey or Jordan or the Gulf mouthing moderate talk, looking acceptable to the West, while on the ground the war was between the Al Assad regime and the Al Qaeda Jihadists. It still is. 
  • The Al Saud finally appointed their own leader for Syria, Mr. Ahmad Al Jarba, a tribal type appointed by extremely corrupt and un-revolutionary absolute tribal princes as head of the ‘Syrian Revolution’. A toothless figurehead to bless the hoped for victories of the Jihadis: a victory ‘strategic’ that never came. They also reportedly formed their own “Syrian” militias.
  • The United States wisely stayed out of it, at least in a direct sense. Mr. Obama dipped his toes through Turkey and Jordan, mostly under pressure from European and Arab allies who were hoping for a victory bought with American blood. But the prospect of Jihadis carrying ground-to-air missiles wreaking havoc with air traffic along the Mediterranean coast has wisely kept Obama from supplying the weapons ‘directly’. So far he knows that if you buy it, which is the same as breaking it, you own it. But the ‘allies’, the repressive would-be tribal liberators of Syria, keep finding new ‘Syrian’ suitors for his affections and his weapons.
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Foreign Jihadi Accents in Syria: ISIS Mourns a ‘Nom de Polygamie’ of the Caucasus……….

      


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Listened to a tape of a rant by a claimed leader of ISIS, Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (Sham). His nom de guerre (and nom de polygamie) Shaikh Abu Muhammad al-’Adnani as-Shami. The added last name , Al-Shami, is supposed to indicate he is from Syria (smaller Syria but also greater Syria). But I doubt that. One thing is almost certain: he is not Syrian. His recorded Arabic is generic classical, but his accent (how letters are pronounced) is NOT Syrian. Almost certainly not Iraqi, something about the inflection of his speech, but I can be wrong on rare occasions. He sounds much more Saudi, or another GCC Gulfie, or maybe Yemeni. Not Syrian.

In addition to the rant, I found out that a ‘knight of Islam’, Shaikh Leader Feuhrer Doko Omarov Abu Othman, from the Islamic Emirate of Caucasus (WTF that be) has died. He is expected to go to Paradise, according to the ISIS leader. (You can count on one thing about Salafis: they claim they are Muslims, and they always tell the truth about one thing and only one thing. They would not lie about death: never deny a death nor claim a death that did not happen. Which is about their only true concession to Islam and the truth).

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Kessab and a Tale of Two Anfals: Minorities of Syria, Kurds of Iraq, Ghost of Saddam..…

      


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“A social media campaign to prevent a “genocide of Armenians!” in the scenic Syrian mountain resort town of Kasab exploded recently, in the latest example of how 21st century communications technology can spread as much disinformation as it does information. The Armenian diaspora community was shaken late last month when the town of Kasab and surrounding areas fell quickly out of the regime’s control, as part of the “Al-Anfal” coastal campaign launched by rebels and jihadists………….”

Distinguishing rebels and Jihadists is just pure wishful thinking on the part of Western governments, an idea aided and abetted by tribal absolute family rulers in the Arabian Peninsula. There is no operational difference, and if there is any, it is in that the fighting is mostly done by the Jihadists.

What is ominous about this new front at Kessab is that they named it Al-Anfal, a Sura or chapter of the Holy Quran related to “Spoils or Booty of War”. It is also the name that Saddam Hussein gave his genocidal campaign against Iraqi Kurds in the 1980s. That was when he used chemical weapons supplied by European companies with Saudi and Arab money. That was when many Kurds perished, especially at Halabja. That was when most, nay almost all, Arab regimes and media either ignored or denied the genocide.

The Jihadists have a track record of genocide, not just in Syria and Iraq but across the world. Their raison d’etre is to kill off ‘the others’.

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