Vice President Mike Pence tweeted today that:”@Potus just announced that American pork will be exported to Argentina & American farmers and ranchers will reap the rewards.”
Mr. Pence forgot to add the obligatory “Great” this time. In fact Mr. Pence has not used the “epithet” of greatness for a couple of days now to describe his boss. I wonder why….
Mr. Trump was in the Middle East last May, being anointed by Arab leaders as the new prophet of our age. He claimed he had made deals worth more than $450 billion. He claimed.
Too bad Potus forgot to negotiate, during his May Summit, to have American pork exported to the Middle East. Imagine exclusive export of pork to all those allied Arab and Muslim countries. (Scratch sanctioned Iran: they don’t deserve all that beautiful pork, not yet).
Imagine the rewards.
Imagine, if you can, the new slogan:
Export Beautiful Pork, not Beautiful Guns.
Or:
Raise Fat Pigs, not Skinny Terrorists….
(FYI: for some reason Congress always prefers “pork” to “pigs”).
It won’t be kosher or halal, but just imagine the added rewards….
Cheers
Mohammed Haider Ghuloum