Wrote this rant yesterday, before the anticipated cancellation of the improbable Trump-Kim summit:
Here is my take on the very doubtful summit between Donald Trump and Loren Leader Kim Jong Un
Trump: I’ll guarantee the safety of Kim Jong Un if deal is made….
Kim Jong Un: But what if the US president changes?
Trump: We stand by our deals, no matter who is the president. We, in America, don’t violate our treaties and agreements, especially those sanctioned by the UN Security Council…. Just ask Mike Pompeo……
Kim Jong UN: Bwahahahahahahaha…
Trump: Look, Kimmy, I’ve already had commemorative coins designed, with both of us on them…. I’ve started measurements for my Nobel Peace Prize ceremony suits. Melania has commissioned dresses by Givenchy (great American couturier…. MAGA)…..
Kim Jong UN: What about the Iran Deal? They stopped nuclear work and now you are starving them, maybe going to war against them…
Trump: There is an easy explanation. That was not my deal. Obama’s deal, his fault. He was Kenyan, you know…..
Kim Jong UN: I’m not buying this… give me a better explanation…
Trump: Ever hear of Netanyahu? Adelson? Have you seen all that Saudi and Emirati green? Billions of it for the taking? Evangelicals trying to save wayward Israeli souls before it is too late…….
(Reports this morning say White House is still selling commemorative coins and memorabilia of the cancelled Singapore Summit)
Mohammed Haider Ghuloum