Middle East Focus: Halal vs. Kosher: Dead Muslim Sleeper Cells in Same State as Ground Zero……….

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Halal vs. Kosher: Dead Muslim Sleeper Cells in Same State as Ground Zero……….

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“(Sidney,) a town in upstate New York is trying to force a local Muslim religious community to dig up a small cemetery on its property and never bury anyone there again because it says it's illegal. "Certainly we can live side-by-side," Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert said Tuesday night. "But can we be dead side-by-side?"….."Live Muslims" are an "oldie but goodie" to fear, Colbert joked, before discussing how one small town in upstate New York is more worked up about the "dead ones."…… "How dare those Muslims build a grave so close to ground?" joked Colbert. "Now, usually when you die your threat level decreases significantly," Colbert continued. "But evidently not with Muslims. They get scarier. Which can only lead to one logical yet terrifying conclusion -- Muslim vampires." "That's right. Not just sleeper cells, sleeper in coffin cells," he warned. "Protect yourself. Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal. Rub it with pork sausage, or better yet, wear a bacon turtleneck," he said. ……”

Except that rubbing your neck with pork sausage and wearing bacon leis will protect you not just from Muslims, but also from many other New Yorkers- many more than Muslims. It is not only non-halal; it also ain’t kosher.
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