Middle East Focus: Eschatology: Sacrilegious Discovery about “Bazoingas”…......

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Eschatology: Sacrilegious Discovery about “Bazoingas”…......

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“ARABAH VALLEY, ISRAEL—In a discovery that biblical scholars say could alter our most fundamental understanding of Christianity, recently unearthed manuscripts suggest that in addition to His Son, Jesus Christ, God also had a daughter with absolutely humongous breasts. The documents, found in a cave near the Jordanian- Israeli border and estimated to have been composed circa A.D. 200, recount the life, teachings, and death of Jesus' well-endowed twin sister, Tammi of Nazareth. According to experts, the revelation points to a more dualistic conception of the divine, one with the male principle embodied in Jesus and the female principle represented by Tammi and her giant, heaving bazoingas……”

Sounds vaguely sacrilegious, on the face of it. Maybe now the pastors and priests would stop chasing little boys and join their brethren who have discovered the joys of adult partners. Then they can really focus on the Lord's financial well-being.
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mhg

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