American Salafis: Snuck Across the Border………

“That said, my picks for the 5 Top Foreign Policy Initiatives (for the Tea Party):
1. Putting God Back into U.S. Foreign Policy. They'll drop all pretenses of getting along with anyone other than Israel in the Middle East....
2. Putting God Back Into Foreign Policy. Naturally, Stephen Hawking's visa will be pulled and he will be placed on a new TSA watch-list designed to keep out people who pose a threat to our national values.....
3. A New Global Environmental Effort. They will launch the "Global Accord on the Human Slaughter and Marketing of Exotic Species".......
4. Clearly, the wall at our border is not enough. The Tea Party homeland security policy team will propose the building of an actual bubble over the entire U.S……..
5. Seeking to make America more sufficient, the Tea Partiers will work to annex Canada.………”
Sounds about right, nearly. These guys don’t even drink tea, they think it is girlie and that there is something foreign about it. Damn right there is: it is foreign grown, born and bred, and snuck across the border. Same goes for coffee (no it is not native to Seattle, it just immigrated here).
Cheers
mhg
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