Good News: Gaza to be Allowed Cilantro, Chocolates, and Asses (both Israeli and Hamas types), Suicide Goats……

“Israel pledged Sunday it will immediately allow all goods into Gaza except weapons and other items deemed to have a military use under its decision to ease its three-year-old blockade of the Palestinian territory. The list of banned goods replaces an old list of allowed items that permitted only basic humanitarian supplies for the 1.5 million Gazans. Under the new system, the government said practically all non-military items can enter Gaza freely. "From now on, there is a green light of approval for all goods to enter Gaza except for military items and materials that can strengthen Hamas' military machine," Israeli government spokesman Mark Regev said…….”
This obviously means that they can now import chocolate, cilantro, fishing gear, goats, and donkeys (asses) into Gaza. Asses were also listed under banned items by the Israelis, as were goats. They probably feared that goats could be used as suicide bombers. They probably won’t need as many asses given that both Hamas and Likud dominate the enclave and provide plenty of both.
Tony Blair, famous international poodle for hire, tried on television to take credit for the move.
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