Middle East Focus: New Mummy for Egyptian Museum: Guess Whose?..........

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New Mummy for Egyptian Museum: Guess Whose?..........

“New Mummy for Egyptian Museum, our secret correspondent learns. Zahi Hawass, Secretary General of Egypt's Supreme Council of Antiquities, has announced a new mummy to placed in Cairo's Egyptian Museum shortly. Hawass insisted that only 20 cameras, youtube, and two geostationary satellites attend the announcement, per his own messages on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, Larry King Live, Fox News, BBC, GoogleEgo, and CNN Universe, and his own website, famed for having the largest font of a personal name on the world wide web. At the announcement, he revealed the identity of the next mummy………”

I am tempted to divulge the identity of the most likely candidate. Hint: he is a very high official, and he ain’t young. Another hint: he is all over the media in Egypt. Yet another hint: he is backkkkkkkkk……….
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