Tango Argentino: Economics of Cristina’s Erotic Pigs………….

              


“Argentinian President Cristina Fernandez has told a gathering at her Presidential Palace that pork is even better than Viagra for spicing things up in the bedroom - and credited a satisfying weekend with her husband to the meat. "I've just been told something I didn't know, that eating pork improves your sex life," she said in a televised speech to the leaders of the Argentinian meat industry, "I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra."……. Head of the association of pork producers, Juan Uccelli, backed up her claims, arguing that those in Denmark and Japan, where pork consumption is high, "have much more harmonious sexual lives than us Argentines have."…….”

And to think that the Egyptian government ordered the slaughter of all the country’s swine. They could have been used to enhance the sex lives of millions of Egyptians, at least the Christian ones.
Or maybe it was a clever move by the regime to control the exploding birth rate. The less pork the people ate, the less they were in the mood.
Cheers
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