The Five Wives of King Osama, Just an Average Salafi Family Guy………
“When Osama Bin Laden decided to marry for the fifth time, he turned to his most trusted advisers to find him a bride. He wanted a Yemeni girl, he told them…….. “She had to be religious, obedient, generous, well brought-up, quiet, calm and young enough not to feel jealous of the sheikh’s [Bin Laden’s] other wives,” he giggled. “Multiple wives tend to vie for attention out of jealousy and end up in catfights, and Bin Laden did not want his new wife to get engrossed in such issues.”…… “Bin Laden is alive and well,” he said. “He is a man who doesn’t take chemicals in the form of pills and medication. He uses herbs and natural resources, and he eats healthy food and is very careful about his health.” Most of his wives and his estimated 23 children are reported to have scattered. One moved to Syria, one is in Iran and two others — including one he divorced — are in his native Saudi Arabia. As for Amal, his youngest and, apparently, favourite wife, Fida said that contrary to some reports, she had never returned to Yemen………….”
That’s not exactly how Donald Trump would do it, nor would Rush Limbaugh, to cite two other serial grooms.
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