President Awake, Delivers Speech, Watermelon Economics………
“President Hosni Mubarak will deliver an important political speech tomorrow at the joint session of the People’s assembly and the Consultative Assembly. He will cover issues of national interest both domestic and foreign, and review the march of economic and social reform which aims at increasing job opportunities and easing the burdens on those with limited income, and improving the investment climate………” al-Ahram (Egyptian government-owned newspaper).
He will wake up from his long nap, grin as on the package of that famous French cheese spread, agree with his media that “why, it’s eleven o’clock and all is well”, then go back to sleep. Dreaming of new watermelon laws to create watermelon jobs. Watermelon economics.
Whatever happened to Leonid Brezhnev? Did he pass away?
Cheers
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