New Iran Aggression Reported, Balmer Goes Bald, Gates Goes Neuman……
“TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report) - Tensions between the United States and the Iranian government have risen over the weekend amid intelligence reports that Iran is trying to install Microsoft Windows 7. Spy-satellite photos reveal a shipment of Windows 7 software, as well as a dozen IT professionals from Redmond, Washington, arriving early Saturday morning in Tehran. While intelligence analysts warn that Iran's acquiring Windows 7 is a matter of grave concern, a Defense Department spokesman, Tracy Klugian, was careful not to overstate the danger: "Even under optimal conditions, Windows 7 will probably take at least two to five years to successfully install." Mr. Klugian underscored his remark by reminding reporters that Iran attempted to install Microsoft Vista over three years ago: "They still haven't gotten that to work."………….”
At the rate they are going, it will take even more, perhaps four years, before the OS crashes.
There is no limit to the perfidies of these Iranian mullahs. Imagine: trying to surreptitiously install and use windows 7! And in their own country! It is enough to make Steve Balmer lose the rest of his hair, enough to make Bill Gates lose his middle-aged Harry Potter com Alfred E Neuman do’.
I imagine Bibi (Netanyahu) is ensconced with Lieberman (the extreme right winger Tovarishch Avigdor not the plain right winger Joe), working out a plan to provide Fox News and AEI with alternatives for dealing with this new menace. “If they get away with this, there is no telling what they’ll d next. They could be aiming for the iPhone! Or the Kindle (DX)”.
Neoconservaitve media, including Washington Times, New York Post, Daily Standard, WSJ(editorials), several Saudi and Persian Gulf daily rags, among others, are outraged. They are demanding that the Obama administration deal with the new menace forthwith. Dick Cheney and Liz Cheney……
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