Middle East Focus: Of Tanning Beds, Political Cancer, and Congressmen

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Of Tanning Beds, Political Cancer, and Congressmen

“LONDON — International cancer experts have moved tanning beds and other sources of ultraviolet radiation into the top cancer risk category, deeming them as deadly as arsenic and mustard gas. For years, scientists have described tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation as "probable carcinogens."……”

What will Congressman Boehner do now to keep his natural tan? How can he keep his minority status without the tan? How can he hope to defeat each and every Obama measure without the tan? How can he keep his neck in the right ‘hue’ without the tanning salon?
Come to think of it, what will all these Northwest gals (and guys) do during the long dreary sunless winter months I know are sure to follow this record heat wave these days?Was 104 F in Seattle today: eat your heart out, Falluja, we're closing in on you.
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