Battlefield Report: Egypt’s War on Pigs Falters. Of Wahhabi Shaikh Adle, Shi'as, Closet Christians, and Swine
The army of Egypt and the pigs:
“The death of his wife did not keep prime minister Ahmed Nazeef (Nazeef=Clean) from closely monitoring developments in the war being waged by the Egyptian government against pigs…..Meanwhile more than fifty thousand Copts (Egyptian Christians) who work in garbage collection warned that they might force confrontation with the authorities if they find themselves swine-less…” al-Quds al-Arabi
The Egyptian government had decided to liquidate (i.e. destroy) all local pigs, estimated at more than 300 thousand, for fear of the Swine/Mexican/H1N1/N1H1/R2D2 flu. Reports from the battlefields have been sketchy, but it does not look like the Egyptian army is faring well against the swine so far. Better be careful: the pigs may pull a stunt and surprise the army with a multi-front counterattack led by their very own Wellington and Gebhard von Blucher. But then, after the swine Waterloo, or is it the Cairo Waterloo, who will end up on Elba, or maybe even St. Helena?
Speaking of all that and clerics:
“The (royally-appointed) Imam of the Grand Mosque in Mecca (at the Kaaba) has said that all Shi’a ulema (clerics) are heretics without exception. He also denied that Saudi Shi’as face sectarian (Wahhabi) discrimination. He told the BBC that Saudi Shi’as have taken more than their rights. When asked if he agrees with those who cast the Shi’as as heretics, he answered quickly that for the Shi’as in general this is an issue that can be looked into and considered, but as for their ulema (clerics), they are heretics without exception…..When Shaikh al-Kalbani was asked if he believed in religious freedom he said that there should be limits to freedom, asking almost rhetorically (my term) ” Do they have mosques in the Vatican?" …..The shaikh also promised that we will never hear the sound of church bells in the Arabian Peninsula…”al-Quds al-arabi , Aafaq. Official and smei-official Saudi and other Gulf media ignored this item, as they are wont to.
I must say, if I had my way I too would cast most clerics of all faiths as heretics: many of them are. I may not even start with the good Shaikh Adle al-Kalbani himself. A disclaimer: Shaikh Adle al-Kalbani is not completely adled. His last name derives from Kalb, which means ”canis” , a k a man’s best friend but presumably not the Shaikh's- look it up.
This is the last word on pigs and their wars for now. But stay tuned.
Cheers
mhg
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