I will never surrender, my friends. One hundred years in Iraq if necessary. Look at Germany, Japan, and South Korea. I will follow Bin Laden to the gates of hell. I know how to find him. I know how to win wars. Ba ba bomb bomb Iran.

Biggest celebrity of them all. That old dude with white hair. I’m Paris Hilton and I approve this message. Sarah Who. Bridge to Nowhere. On the Bridge to Nowhere: I told Congress thanks but no thanks. She sold the plane on Ebay and made a profit on it. She sold the plane through someone she knew and lost about 23% on it. Drill baby drill. Maverick. Mavericky. Reformer. Change is coming. You betcha. Doggone. Gosh darn. Dagnabbit. Joe Six-pack. Hockey moms. Hockey moms and Joe six-packs. Hockey moms adore Joe Six-packs- Joe Six Packs want hockey moms. Pit-bull. Lipstick. Pit-bull with lipstick. Hockey mom without lipstick. Pork barrel. Earmarks. A f---ing redneck from Alaska on YouTube. In a relationship, doesn't want marriage. Pregnant and plans to marry. Sarah Barracuda. Barracuda Sarah. Hanoi Hilton.

Who is he? Just who is Barack Obama? That one! Community organizer! Russia, that large nation of Russia. Can see Russia from the window. Putin flies over Alaska. Control 20% of nation’s energy. Control 12% of nation’s energy. Control 3% of nation’s energy. Dividend and capital gains tax. Roe vs Wade. Other supreme court cases. Will get back to ya. Bush Doctrine? In what sense Charlie? Pals with terrorists. Palling with terrorists. William Ayers. Bernardine Dohrn. Underground Weathermen. The Sixties. The Seventies. Vietnam. Bombing the Pentagon. Reverend Wright. Sex education for kindergartners. He is a jerk. An idiot. Liberal media. Drive-by media.

Change is coming. Change the subject. Barack Hussein Obama. Terrorist! Kill him! Traitor! He is a Muslim. Don’t know how many homes we have. Can’t admit the surge worked. Voted against funding our troops in Iraq. Took our eyes off the ball in Afghanistan. We will bring tax relief and balance the budget in four years. We must drill now, drill here. Drill baby drill and mine baby mine. Trooper-gate. Moose casserole. Wasilla. Thrilla from Wassilla. Ronald Reagan. There is only one man in the campaign who has ever fought for you. Nobama, Nobama. Obama Bin Lyin’. Obama Osama. Angry black woman. Neither can run a private corporation. A nation of wahners (whiners). The fundamentals of our economy are sound. I’ll fire the Chairman of SEC. Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac. Fannie Mack and Freddie Mae. Fannie & Freddy. Deregulation. Deregulator. We were near a deal until Speaker Pelosi gave a speech. I suspended my campaign to deal with the crisis. He phoned it in. Herbert Hoover. Caused by lending to people who should not have homes. He is a Muslim, but he doesn’t say it. Most liberal record.

Hapless voter: "I'm afraid that he is, um, you know, an Arab"-

Trapped candidate: "No ma’am he is a decent person."

Change. Obama, Obama. Yes we can. Giuliani, his every sentence consists of a verb, a noun and 9/11. Not a single delegate for $30 million spent. Lost his bearings. Erratic. Lurching John. Pig with lipstick. Congress killed the Bridge to Nowhere but she kept the money. The Road to Nowhere. Keating Five. Karl Rove tactics. Goldman Sachs. A sidekick not a maverick. With Bush 90% of the time. Middle Class tax break. Tax breaks for top 1%. Four more years of Bush. Out of touch. He just doesn’t get it. Can’t count his houses. I will personally be uncharacteristically nice to them. Teen forced into loveless marriage. It worked better than we expected. Wrong on Iraq wrong on Afghanistan. Voted against funding our troops in Iraq. Voted against increasing veterans benefits. Voted against raising minimum wage. Voted against funding SChip children's health insurance. Hundreds of thousands of jobs lost. Wall Street vs Main Street. Greed on Wall Street. We will give tax breaks to the middle class. Unfettered free markets. No golden parachutes for CEOs. Herbert Hoover. Franklin Delano Roosevelt. McBush. Bush-McCain. No way no how no McCain. No way no how no McCain-Palin. George Bush has dug a deep hole for us. Bush-McCain policies. He wouldn’t support the effort to catch Bin Laden in Tora Bora but he wants to follow him to the gates of hell. No more years. African pastor to keep evil spirits away from her.

Cheers

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